rocks face

Something, someone, or an action so awesome that the audience's facial expressions are forced to respond.

past tense: rocked face
present : rocking face, rock face

The unbelievable facial contortions that happen when the body has three choices during a mam-a-jam of a guitar solo

1. Rock face
2. Duece in the pants
3. Nnnuuuugh, spooge.

used to describe a person who is way too awesome to use the word awesome... so you are to say "they rock face."

Somebody can be labelled a 'Rock Face' if they have just said something embarassing.

when a person has a sudden penetration with ones mouth

To impress, astound, or entertain someone. To "kick ass." The phrase has its origins in the Bon Jovi song "Wanted Dead or Alive," which contains the unintentionally funny line "I've seen a million faces, and I've rocked 'em all." The phrase was popularized by online humorist Seanbaby, whose website boasts "over 40 million faces rocked!" It seems Seanbaby heard the line in the Bon Jovi song, thought it was funny, and made it his own.

The phrase has since found its way into online dialogue, often used facetiously or ironically (similar to modern use of phrases like "stick it to the Man!"), due to the consciously silly nature of the phrase.

verb. to violently shake the face of another person or persons to leave them in a state of confusion and the feeling like their face has been detached from their skull.