Rocky Mount
A suck ass town just above wilson. Its a small community, that has a big crime rate. If your not hungry or trying to get shot dont bother coming to rocky mount. Most people that are from here claim to be from somewhere north because they went there for a couple of weeks over the summer and came back. Despite what year it is, there is a large persentage of rednecks who still think black people are their slaves. But thats ok, because the black people that are here dont consider themselves to be black because their Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great grandma was indian.
Oh, if your instrested in going to wallmart after 9, make sure you have your ID. Its like a club there after dark.
Oh, if your instrested in going to wallmart after 9, make sure you have your ID. Its like a club there after dark.
Prsn1-"ready to go hang at wal-mart?"
Prsn2-"no, i left my ID at mc.donalds"
Prsn1-"im glad im moving back to norfolk. Rocky mount sucks"
Prsn2-"damn. Well can we go back to mc.donalds?"
Prsn2-"no, i left my ID at mc.donalds"
Prsn1-"im glad im moving back to norfolk. Rocky mount sucks"
Prsn2-"damn. Well can we go back to mc.donalds?"
Rocky Mount
The Moonshine capital of the world located in the large county of Franklin in Virginia.
Have you ever been to Rocky Mount? It is overrun by rednecks, beer, and tobacco. Lovely, isn't it?
Rocky Mounting
Rocky Mounting is when the man/woman with strapon/top puts on first one condom, followed by a large even spread of extra chunky peanut butter, only to be followed by yet another condom, so as to trap the chunky creamy treat inside of them. Then the phallically studded partner starts to consummate the loving act with or without added lube.
Last night me and the wife went Rocky Mounting.
That's a little much Dan.
Just saying.
That's a little much Dan.
Just saying.
rocky mount
hard time getting the head started.
Last night I had another rocky mount my honey moving her legs. next time I use a mexican 5star thats mexican love with a muy bueno licky.
Rocky Mount, NC
1) In short, Rocky Mount is what happens when people have sex with their siblings/cousins.
2) It is a very otherworldly place, where everyone is busy trying to live up to unrealistic personal fantasies that take place in their heads. The main objective is to be seen living out this fantasy to build a reputation with their peers. They tend to jizz their pants every time someone sees them/makes eye contact with them. Some people are insecure about it, and start fights (chest bumping) over eye contact.
3) Everyone fits their race's stereotypes perfectly. The sad thing is, they actually TRY to. It's not because they don't know any better.
4) Everyone is apparently mixed...lol...with "indian"...however, so many black people have said this that oblivious white people think "indian" is just a breed of black. You ask someone their race, they start babbling off all kinds of demonyms. That just makes them look more niggerish.
5) The girls are more or less on the trashy side. They claim to have standards, a month later they're preggers or hitched up with someone who doesn't meet their "standards". If you happen to desire action with a girl there, don't let her fool you, she has no standards, she will drop to her knees and start sucking if addressed by proper name.
2) It is a very otherworldly place, where everyone is busy trying to live up to unrealistic personal fantasies that take place in their heads. The main objective is to be seen living out this fantasy to build a reputation with their peers. They tend to jizz their pants every time someone sees them/makes eye contact with them. Some people are insecure about it, and start fights (chest bumping) over eye contact.
3) Everyone fits their race's stereotypes perfectly. The sad thing is, they actually TRY to. It's not because they don't know any better.
4) Everyone is apparently mixed...lol...with "indian"...however, so many black people have said this that oblivious white people think "indian" is just a breed of black. You ask someone their race, they start babbling off all kinds of demonyms. That just makes them look more niggerish.
5) The girls are more or less on the trashy side. They claim to have standards, a month later they're preggers or hitched up with someone who doesn't meet their "standards". If you happen to desire action with a girl there, don't let her fool you, she has no standards, she will drop to her knees and start sucking if addressed by proper name.
1) Uncle Dad and Aunt Mom give birth to a town full of delusional rat bastards.
2) Last time I went to the sporting goods store, all the boxing/mma gloves were out of stock. There are NO mma gyms in Rocky Mount, NC, so this tells me that a bunch of these dumb fucks just want to be seen with gear to develop a rep as a bad-ass. To them, owning a pair of gloves= instant Mike Tyson status.
3)Self-explanatory
4) Obviously black person: "I'm indian, italian, french, brazilian, spanish, egyptian, puerto rican, and spanish"
5) All girls 18 and under with a 252 area code.
2) Last time I went to the sporting goods store, all the boxing/mma gloves were out of stock. There are NO mma gyms in Rocky Mount, NC, so this tells me that a bunch of these dumb fucks just want to be seen with gear to develop a rep as a bad-ass. To them, owning a pair of gloves= instant Mike Tyson status.
3)Self-explanatory
4) Obviously black person: "I'm indian, italian, french, brazilian, spanish, egyptian, puerto rican, and spanish"
5) All girls 18 and under with a 252 area code.
Rocky Mount, NC
A dystopia located in Nash and Edgecombe counties in North Carolina. The Nash side sucks and the Edgecombe side blows. There is nothing to do except eat and go to WalMart. The unemployment rate is 13%. The few jobs that are available are fast food, retail, and temp jobs, all with no benefits. Everybody hates living there. The Chamber of Commerce is forever coming up with these so-called revitalization projects, but the best thing to do to Rocky Mount is to bulldoze it.
shithole, redneck, thug, wasteland, Rocky Mount, NC
Rocky Mount NC
Rocky Mount is where the men are idiot wannabe's and the airhead women fall for the BS they spit. If you wanna get some in Rocky Mount NC all you have to tell a girl/woman that she is a good girl or a nice girl and they fall for it. The women are all whores but none of them know it because they all know a girl who has been with more than they have. You can usually find these women in church on Sunday jumping up and down, shouting, crying, or telling you about their Godliness. After you grow weary of your Rocky Mount Whore the easiest way to break it off with her is to start off by telling her she is a good girl but... Don't worry if you find the next girl is not as good in bed the Rocky Mount Whore will see you again (even if she is in a new ("relationship") all you have to do is tell her a lot of nice stuff that she wants to hear and tell her that you just want to be friends
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