Rodent Job
A hand job where the person treats the genatalia like it is a small rodent it is afraid to hurt, or trying to calm down. The result is usually a mutual awkwardness for both parties or possibally a lawlrection.
guy one "dude i heard that chick jerked you off!"
guy two "no it was more like she was petting a scared rodent to calm it"
guy one "oh you mean a rodent job?"
guy two "no it was more like she was petting a scared rodent to calm it"
guy one "oh you mean a rodent job?"