Rodeo Cheeseburger
The Rodeo Cheeseburger consists of a sesame seed bun, a hamburger patty, barbecue sauce, onion rings, and a slice of cheese. Together they form the The Greatest Burger that one can eat. Conveniently it is a value menu item.
"This Rodeo Cheeseburger just made me happy despite the fact that I just lost my bid for a piece of the Aggro Crag". (Losing a bid for the Aggro Crag will cause one to commit suicide)