rodney dangerfield
Possibly the funniest comedian to ever live! He was all about getting "no respect" and had the best one-liners out of anyone. Sadly, died in 2004 at the age of 83.Rest in peace Rodney Dangerfield, you were the best.
"Me and my wife lived a happy 20 years. Then we met."
"I was breast fed as a baby, but my mother said she only liked me as a friend."
"I'm so ugly, one time I stuck my head out the window. The police charged me for mooning."
"Dude Rodney Dangerfield is HILARIOUS!"
"no shit"
"I was breast fed as a baby, but my mother said she only liked me as a friend."
"I'm so ugly, one time I stuck my head out the window. The police charged me for mooning."
"Dude Rodney Dangerfield is HILARIOUS!"
"no shit"
A Rodney Dangerfield
When you are going down on a girl and she queefs in your face. "Because even down here, I get no respect."
Last night, my wife gave me a Rodney Dangerfield.