Roehampton

An area of Greater London in which students and mongs reside together in almost perfect harmony. They share many things including housing blocks, co-op, premiere and unreliable public transport.

Some unfortunate Roehampton estate dwellers can't even order pizza to their own homes due to the delivery persons fears of what may happen in the short time they are down in the ghetto.

Students fear for their lives daily whilst walking through the fiery depths of Danebury Avenue.
Aside from this Roehampton is a nice place to be... on campus.

Lovingly known as roey by its students and roe by its staff who are trying to be “down with the kids”.
A univeristy in south west London that provides an eclectic mix of students a safe and natural campus to study on while simultaneously allowing them to experience what it is like to live on/next to a gang run inner city estate. (experience provided by the neighbouring Alton Estate)

Split in to 4 colleges, Digby (the best), Whitelands, Southlands and Froebel (the worst), Roehampton university students take college pride more seriously than their studies, often chants of “I’m *college name* till I die” can be heard coming from a group of drunk students at 4 am, much to the delight of all who live near.

Among the university’s prestigious awards (such as best modern university in London) the institution also once won the award for most sexual partners per student - see hoehampton.

Varsity rival Bucks New Uni are decimated yearly by Roehampton much to everyone’s surprise.

Is defined as heaven on earth. The place that every person wants to visit and be a part of. If you manage to catch a person that lives in this house keep onto him as long as possible because the person will be as close to perfect as you will ever find. Not only are they all exceptionally beautiful people, but they have everything what anyone are looking for, and will rock your world in a way you have never before experienced