Bauering

When a bird utilizes an erect human penis for a pearch.

there are no words to describe the massive awesomeness of a Bauer

Bauer in Latin means "King","The Great"
This is your worshiping king.
They usually have the most money and the greatest things.

adjective;
when one has partook in a long, strenuous 24 hours, be it partying all night long, generally staying up for extended periods of time being heavily intoxicated. a 24 hour period so hardcore it is in the realms of the sort of of day Jack Bauer would t battling worldwide terrorists and protecting his daughter from kidnappers.

Extreme technique to gain information or gain desired target. Often based on belief that the ends justify any means.

To have an incredibly orgasmic explosion in ones pants, much like a cannon launching an endless torrent of spooge

And expression of orgasmic joy in which one ejaculates hot lead into the twitching body of one's worst enemy, or a casual acquaintance, or just someone who happens to be crossing the road in front of one.

From the frequent and psychotic killing sprees perpetrated by Jack Bauer from the TV series "24".