Rogue Turd

Most notably found in wave pools at water parks, they are pieces of excrement floating in public waters. It is not known where they come from, but based on size and density they most likely come from toddlers, wearing diapers not meant for use in turbulent waters. They may also be a rare find in lazy rivers.

Condition where one experiences abdominal pain due to difficulties derived from a hard or immovable turd as the body tries to pass it to the colon.