Rohallousy
A sickness that often manifests in the presence of hot male perfection, the etiology of which is believed to be crippling, unadulterated insecurity in one's personhood and appearance and the inescapable knowledge that no matter how hard the sunsetters & one (kiefer) tries, they will never obtain the confidence, sex appeal, and pulchritude of Big Brother god, the RoShow, the veto king, the one and only, Rohan Kapoor.
Kiefer's extreme Rohallousy over the RoShow's competitive spirit, strategic acumen and washboard abs caused him to rant for hours on end and cower in fear like a sewer rat.