rolled a nut
while riding in a vehicle ones ballsack sticks to inner thigh, and body is pulled by inertia to opposite side of the stuck nut. Thus causing the thigh to roll completely over the nut and back to its original position.
Chad: "Ah! I rolled a nut!!"
Jonah: "What?"
Chad: "My sack stuck and I slid over it"
Jonah: "What?"
Chad: "My sack stuck and I slid over it"
Roll a nut log
Take a dump
Hey Mikey, I gotta roll a nut log before we head to the beach.