Rolling a Kim
The act of rolling a joint that instead of following the standard cone shape, turns out to be short and phat, much like to Kim Kardashian.
Yo, Nicky G. Why don't you let me roll the joint this time. You always end up rolling a Kim.
Rolling a Kim
Rolling a short, fat, stubby joint that looks like Kim Kardashian. Often packed tightly and can resemble a chode.
"Dude, I want a real joint, stop rolling a Kim"