Romanian Shoebox
When, in the act of sex, a man inserts various knick-knacks and curios into the girl's piss-flaps.
Man 1: Oi, bruv, you see that bird?
Man 2: Yeah, bruv, she's got a bit of a limp, doesn't she?
Man 1: Romanian shoebox, mate.
Man 2: Yeah, bruv, she's got a bit of a limp, doesn't she?
Man 1: Romanian shoebox, mate.