Roman Toast

n. A bodily function that occurs while toasting or conversing during dinner; it is belching so loudly and with such force while talking as to throw up chunks of undigested offerings in an unexpected and often embarrassing way.

My closing remarks and acknowledgements for the crab feed gala turned into a riotous Roman Toast; I burped so hard during the speech that i threw up wine-drenched buttered crab wads on my notes and all over the podium

Toasted Roman Sandwich

The crude act of excreting hot faecal matter freshly squeezed out of the balloon knot of a Roman gypsy or equivalent, then placing the faeces between the breasts of a willing participant, then pushing the breasts together thus harnessing the power of a Toasted Roman Sandwich (aka TRS)

John: Hey bra I just smashed out a Toasted Roman Sandwich

Frank: Whooaaa, a TRS??, how did it go mang?

John: Messy holmes!

Frank: Nioce

俚语	roman toast
释义	Roman Toast n. A bodily function that occurs while toasting or conversing during dinner; it is belching so loudly and with such force while talking as to throw up chunks of undigested offerings in an unexpected and often embarrassing way. My closing remarks and acknowledgements for the crab feed gala turned into a riotous Roman Toast; I burped so hard during the speech that i threw up wine-drenched buttered crab wads on my notes and all over the podium Toasted Roman Sandwich The crude act of excreting hot faecal matter freshly squeezed out of the balloon knot of a Roman gypsy or equivalent, then placing the faeces between the breasts of a willing participant, then pushing the breasts together thus harnessing the power of a Toasted Roman Sandwich (aka TRS) John: Hey bra I just smashed out a Toasted Roman Sandwich Frank: Whooaaa, a TRS??, how did it go mang? John: Messy holmes! Frank: Nioce
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