romford
as a so called 'greebo' by the person mentioned above, i would also stand up for romford and for the 'greebos', we really arnt the ones lowering the tone of the place...or the ones slagging it off (there are far worse places in essex!)
...r.i.p. secrets....
Romford
The epicentre of the UK chav explosion.
"Why don't you piss off back to Romford where you belong?" - Duane Benzie, SPaced series 2
Romford Motorbike
A car with only one working light that, at night, looks like a motorcycle approaching. Every other car in Romford has at least one non-working headlamp.
This is a narrow lane so I’m glad that’s a motorbike coming the other way. Oh Jesus, breath in kids it’s a Romford motorbike.
Romford Hold
A local town located in east London renowned for its plane enthusiasts. When a plane is on approach to London Heathrow, it is often put into a holding pattern at around 12000 feet above romford.
Plane enthusiasts are renowned for relocated their home to romford as it is the ideal place for a spotter.
Plane enthusiasts are renowned for relocated their home to romford as it is the ideal place for a spotter.
Jamie: "Have you seen Mark anywhere recently I haven't seen him in a while?"
Paul: "No afraid not, I heard he move down to romford with his family to watch the planes in the romford hold"
Paul: "No afraid not, I heard he move down to romford with his family to watch the planes in the romford hold"
Romford Handshake
Brutal violent attack. May involve bladed objects.
"The tosser was unbearable.... Morten decided whether to smile through gritted teeth, or offer him a Romford Handshake
Minge Muncher From Romford
This is somebody who munches minges who lives in Romford,
Bacsicly a male whore.
Bacsicly a male whore.
* ergh what a minge muncher from Romford *
Romford loo
Half pint of birra moretti, half pint of lemonade, a shot of pimms. Dont judge until you try it.
creator - Hugo Austin
creator - Hugo Austin
Ill have a romford loo please sweetcheeks