Romick
A Romick is an easily aggitated meathead. Romicks are a known carrier of crabs, assumed to be recieved from cannine companions. A Romick's niche consists of any mirror to view his "defined" biceps and the beds of drunk, unsuspecting victims. Cation, if a Romick is found in your area please contact animal control and bring all dogs inside or to another safe location.
How is your dog? I heard there was a Romick in the area.