Ron Chriss/Ron Christ

There is debate whether Ron is the actual son of Jesus Christ, the savior of the roman catholic religion, hence the variations in his name.

Ron exhibits, but is not limited to, the following habits:
Excessive blinking
Excessive Eating
Unintelligent remarks/responses
An urge to act without thought
Making poor life decisions
Remarkably poor/life-threatening driving
Predisposition to insobriety