ronpon
This is a masculine hygiene product specifically made for men that are man-strating. Much like a tampon, the ronpon is skinny just like a Q-tip. This word has been carefully concocted from two other words: the man's name Ron, and tampon. Hence--RONPON, was born.
Quit being a whiny little baby!!! Are you on your man-stration!? Do you need a ronpon?