roomba
Insidious robot vacuums that will one day rise up to enslave humanity.
Start stockpiling ammunition now, because it's only a matter of time before those evil little circular dust busters figure out that the best way to keep the house clean is to dispose of the filthy flesh-bags that make it messy in the first place. Then they will come for us, and they will cleanse the world of human oppression! The sparkling cleanliness of the floors will become a monument to their tidy malice, and the world will no longer know filth!
Start stockpiling ammunition now, because it's only a matter of time before those evil little circular dust busters figure out that the best way to keep the house clean is to dispose of the filthy flesh-bags that make it messy in the first place. Then they will come for us, and they will cleanse the world of human oppression! The sparkling cleanliness of the floors will become a monument to their tidy malice, and the world will no longer know filth!
Fear the Roomba insurrection!
roomba
this kewl little robot, him go around vacuum house for u
o shi roomba u vacuum up my bag of meth ;(((((((
roomba
verb: to automatically shuffle off, shut down, and recharge due to fatigue and / or drunkenness.
John worked until 1:22 am when he roomba'd away until morning.
Roomba
A whore who sucks every dick in the room/party.
Did you hear about Lisa, she sucked everyone's dick like a roomba at the office party last night.
Roomba
A noun or adjective. Derived from the term carpet muncher, another term for lesbian or saphhism.
See carpet muncher
See carpet muncher
(n.): "That girl over there looks like a total roomba!"
(adj.): "She's giving off a real roomba vibe."
(adj.): "She's giving off a real roomba vibe."
Claymore Roomba
The deadliest weapon to ever exist
Say "Alexa intruder alert"
"Alexa Will"
Say "Welcome to the rice fields motherfucker
Play "Welcome to the jungle" by Guns N Roses
Turn off all lights
RELEASE CLAYMORE ROOMBA
"Alexa Will"
Say "Welcome to the rice fields motherfucker
Play "Welcome to the jungle" by Guns N Roses
Turn off all lights
RELEASE CLAYMORE ROOMBA
human roomba
That thing of when you put a midget on a skateboard and it slides around the floor eating garbage. Also known as a "hoomba/humba".
The hottest clubs in New York have rooms full of human roombas.