Roommate Hole
Finding your things have gone missing and you can only deduce your roommate must have taken it.
Student 1: Man. My beercase had gone missing from the fridge. It must've fallen to the Roommate Hole. Man, my roommate is an asshole.
Student 2: Don't worry mate, I get you a pint from the pub.
Student 1: Thanks mate, you're the best.
Student 2: Don't worry mate, I get you a pint from the pub.
Student 1: Thanks mate, you're the best.