Root Pants
How you describe a beautiful, lovable mental who can't walk past a tree without climbing it, always has oatcakes in her bag, looks good in a nuns outfit, can recite the Wedding Singer line for line and will always be there for you.
'Whats that in the tree eating oak cakes in a nuns outfit?' 'Oh that's a "Root Pant's"'
'Do you like A Flock of Seagulls' 'No but I can see you do you "Root Pants"' *crunch crunch*
'Do you like A Flock of Seagulls' 'No but I can see you do you "Root Pants"' *crunch crunch*