Bayastan
The hottest boy in the universe. If you know him you the lucky one cuz in future he'd be king of the earth. Nevertheless he also have minuses the biggest minus is his massive d. Government is afraid of his d since it can be dangerous for others so that's why he haven't allow to go in crowded places.
Oh shit that's Bayastan we can't beat him, but in this way he'll seize power in United States of America!