RossB
A portly Cornishman who has spent far too much time in Asia and has become corrupted by San Miguel, Asian pussy and low tax rates. Despite this he continues to claim Cornwall is 'God's Country' and pine after pasty when really he loves his adobo, babinka and growler as as hairy as Siberian tundra bear.
'Have you seen RossB'?, 'Nah, probably at the Queen Vic watching football on his 18th pint'