Ross's Dad
A "Ross's Dad" is when you get so drunk that you shit in the bidet instead of the toilet.
Still drunk person : I was so drunk last night I did a "Ross's Dad"
Sober person : shit really how did you get rid of it?
Still drunk person : I smashed it with a whisk obviously!
Sober person : shit really how did you get rid of it?
Still drunk person : I smashed it with a whisk obviously!