The Rota
You may have thought that a meteor wiped out the dinosaurs. This is correct, but what isn’t common knowledge is that there was a certain artifact fused within the core of the meteor. As it collided with the ground below, it cracked like an egg and inside, lay perfectly intact: “The Rota”.
Etched in stone, “The Rota” had immense power. It gave all answers to modern civilisation, but more importantly gave the time of the Sue Davey 2021 Rota. Loljean, D to the S, RB and SRISH were the names of the mighty few who had powers beyond comprehension. With this, the dates were enscribed for each session with the finest diamond. Legend has it that anyone that touches this who aren’t the chosen ones will be punished.
Etched in stone, “The Rota” had immense power. It gave all answers to modern civilisation, but more importantly gave the time of the Sue Davey 2021 Rota. Loljean, D to the S, RB and SRISH were the names of the mighty few who had powers beyond comprehension. With this, the dates were enscribed for each session with the finest diamond. Legend has it that anyone that touches this who aren’t the chosen ones will be punished.
Peter: I read this article about a meteor containing “The Rota”. Is this true?
Basil: Dont speak about “The Rota” here. We’ll get killed if we’re caught mentioning it.
Basil: Dont speak about “The Rota” here. We’ll get killed if we’re caught mentioning it.
Rota
a wheel company that makes cheap but good quality wheel knock offs from more expensive wheels such as spoon, mugen, ssr...etc. They are just as good but are often hated on by Honda Tech members who can afford the real thing
Burt: Wow Emelio those new Spoon SW388's you got look really good.
Emelio: actually there are Rota Slipstreams...
Burt: nevermind they aren't that cool
Emelio: actually there are Rota Slipstreams...
Burt: nevermind they aren't that cool
Rota
Officially the greatest small town in the Northern Hemisphere.
Located in Andalusia, Spain, and bordered by beaches and holy light.
A genuine dose of kickass.
Located in Andalusia, Spain, and bordered by beaches and holy light.
A genuine dose of kickass.
a: Hey, I need to leave the country, ASAP! Where should I move to? Bora Bora? Tahiti? Singapore?
b: Rota, Spain! Duh, you big douche.
b: Rota, Spain! Duh, you big douche.
Rota
The most amazing girl you will ever meet. Unbelievably smart, the kind of girl who wears glasses and reads a lot. She has a beautiful smile and all the guys want her. Best sense of humor ever.
Whoa damn look: Rota's coming here.
She's so smart and pretty, I wanna be her.
She's so smart and pretty, I wanna be her.
Rota
a hip hop hipster that has a tendency to wear skate shoes, skinny jeans or surfer shorts (depending on the season), an obey belt and a mohawk. This particular species of hipster enjoys listening to reggae, electronica, hip hop and eclectic indie music on vinyl while spinning "mad beats." His natural habitat is the city of Cambridge, Massachusetts. Do not be surprised if you find this character wandering the streets of Cambridge dapping up bros while chilling with hoes (or vice versa). Just remember: approach with caution, keep an open mind and he will show you a world of hipsterdom that you could never imagine possible.
Look at that guy's abercrombie and fitch sweatshirt. He definitely is not a Rota.
Rota toothbrush
when a friend sticks his toothbrush up another's anus.
"dude, he rota toothbrushed him?" means he stuck his toothbrush up his butt
Rota Slips
Type of Rims. Real name is Rota Slipstreams. Rota is the brand and Slipstream is the spesific style. Most commonly put on imports, like the Acura Integra.
Yo, check out those rims!! I think they're Rota Slips!!