rotten globetrotter
A rotten globetrotter is an overweight kid.
Examples of rotten globetrotter include the fat one from Goonies, or Cartman from South Park.
"See that cake over there? Get a piece before the rotten globetrotter catches a whiff of it with his highly advanced super smelling."
"See that cake over there? Get a piece before the rotten globetrotter catches a whiff of it with his highly advanced super smelling."