Rottingdean
A small town in East Sussex populated by the dead, dying and/or yuppie parents with annoying kids. Rottingdean features such delights as a Co-op, a church, a newsagents and if you're feeling really adventurous it even has a Village Bakery. Rottingdean's one redeeming feature is that it is fairly near the city of Brighton. Oh and it also has a chip shop. An over-priced chip shop.
"Welcome to Rottingdean! Where suicide seems like a holiday."