baynard
a perfect, sweet person who’s super funny, super cool and super talented. a baynard will always make you smile.
person 1: who’s that guy dating Lena?
person 2: oh, I heard that’s baynard, the most perfect person in the world.
person 2: oh, I heard that’s baynard, the most perfect person in the world.
baynard taft
one who trades sexual favors for prescription drugs/friends/ky jelly/banana pudding/etc in prison. also can be shortened to "nard"
make sure you wear 2 condoms for that one, he is a baynard taft.