Bayonne

The best and worst city in New Jersey that we all love to hate. Bayonne natives are not as ghetto/dangerous/crazy as outsiders may think, but it is still a good idea to not mess with them.

1. The Jerseyans' version of Brooklyn. Located south of Jersey City, north of Staten Island, across the harbor from New york City. Home of many immigrants or offspring of immigrants, generally speaking Catholics, namely: Italian, Polish, Irish, Puerto Rican and Portugese etc.
2. "The Holy City" (taken from the Bible), refers to the fact of the large number of Catholics in the population and the large number of Churches.
3. Unlike most cities these days, Bayonne is still home to many white people

A city in Hudson County where the complain box is always full but the voting booth is always empty.

A town with streets very difficult to walk through, through the hours of 3:00 p.m - 6:00 p.m on weekdays when children are let out from school. It's all vape pens, Bluetooth speakers, and shouting of the word "faggot" until you become so horribly irritated that your eyeballs might just roll out of your skull from all the "what are those" and "deez nuts" comments. But don't worry, there's a pizza place at every corner. Bayonne is the town you grow up in and can't ever seem to leave.

2: home of the "Teardrop"

a generally great city. i suggest you don't mess with someone from bayonne. it has mad churches and white people. i love bayonne

one of the worst towns to live in. the people here think they are tough, but all they do is talk shit, start many rumors , and try to mess with your head. generally, people who live here hardly ever make it anywhere in life. Bayonne also smells very very bad but, since it is located in NJ, it makes sense. the city bayonne itself is located in a nice area, close to great cities such as NY, staten island, and hoboken, but you can not truly enjoy livng here becuase of the people. you will find that if you are not itailian/puerto rican/a smoker/a drinker/a slut, you will not fit in, and your mental state will be changed for the worst. it is common to see someone jumping off the bayonne bridge, becuase this town will fuck with your head. if you live here, i either feel sorry for you, or hate you.

Located in Hudson County, N.J.

The saying is ......
Smells like Bayonne, Leave it alone!

This town should have its own “Weird NJ”
The people born and raised in Bayonne are strange birds to put it quit frank.

Also known as Gayonne or Payonne

Any outsider that steps foot in Bayonne can be smelt and will be harassed by the locals including authorities. They only like their own kind.

For a good circus show just stop in any local tavern on the weekend and enjoy.