rowdy rio
sexual act in which a girl is bombarded by small angry men, often fighting to the death to get to the girl before the rest. When a man has reached the girl, he gets the pleasure of brutally fisting her in every hole in her body, including nostrils, and then proceeds to drown her in cum.
Kim: Hey, why isn't Lindsay at the office today?
Barry: I heard she got Rowdy Rio'd last night.
Kim: That would explain it.
Barry: I heard she got Rowdy Rio'd last night.
Kim: That would explain it.