Rowena Rate
A rate no human can physically manage, allegedly helps rowers win races, most likely derived from an ancient chinese method of torture.
Coach: "How did the 2k go?"
Rower: currently lying collapsed on the floor "I can't move, we did the entire piece at Rowena Rate"
Rower: currently lying collapsed on the floor "I can't move, we did the entire piece at Rowena Rate"