Royal League
Also known as the "Rural League", the Royal League is an extremely dusty senior hockey league located in Antigonish, NS. Many people play their whole lives and devote 110% effort every night by tossing knuckles, crushing dressing room beers, and blocking incredibly weak, underdeveloped point shots. These backwards animals fail to realize that their dreams ended when they first slapped on a Heatherton, St Croix, Pleasantdale or Outlaws jersey.
"Remember kids, all roads lead to the royal league"