royal sampler
A hand of cards in poker containing all red cards. Strictly speaking the hand is worthless, but proverbially it is known as a royal sampler.
Carl: No, no no, Homer, you have the Royal Sampler.
Royal Sampler
When a girl gives you a blow job and has both vaginal and anal intercourse on the first date.
"Yo, that dude must be a monarch; he's had like twenty royal samplers this year!"