Royalton
Some tiny ass town in the middle of Minnesota full of hick farmers who know how to have a good time
Hey bud, you going to the party in Royalton this weekend?
(Usually responded with a
"fuck ya bud!")
(Usually responded with a
"fuck ya bud!")
North Royalton
A predominantly white suburb of Cleveland, Ohio that no one has ever heard of unless you say it's in between Strongsville (the mall) and Brecksville (the rich city that actually has a good football team). North Royalton High School is mainly known for their successful, award-winning band. Students are well-educated, but extremely spoiled with a larger-than-life sense of entitlement. Royalton girls are generally extremely gorgeous, and the guys are preppy and attempt to be athletic. This presumptuous community has friendly, down-to-earth people, but the majority of the population is secretly racist and likes to keep their little bubble in Northeast Ohio as white as possible.
Person 1: "How do you think the North Royalton football team will do this season?"
Person 2: "They will be terrible, as usual."
Person 1: "Why do they always have such a bad record?"
Person 2: "Because they keep all the blacks out of their school."
Person 2: "They will be terrible, as usual."
Person 1: "Why do they always have such a bad record?"
Person 2: "Because they keep all the blacks out of their school."
North Royalton
An awesome city in Ohio that's partially rural and partially developed. Is known for its "older than John McCain" high school, awesome band, generally poor football team, as well as being predominantly white. The people that go there are generally good, although the younger population is slowly getting consumed by Hollister, Abercombie, American Eagle, etc...(see Strongsville)
Person 1: Hey, I bet if we got the North Royalton band in football pads and had them face the football team, they would probably win.
Person 2: Haha, yeah right your crazy.
--person 2 thinks about it
Person 2: Holy shit, you might me right.
Person 2: Haha, yeah right your crazy.
--person 2 thinks about it
Person 2: Holy shit, you might me right.
Royaltons lunch
The literal definition of shit
I forgot to pack a lunch so now i have to eat royaltons lunch. I hope i dont get food poisoning
North Royalton
The large, rich kid school that everyone hates, only known for their terrible football team. Think of this school’s athletic team like Cleveland’s football team. They fucking suck. The women are hot as hell but the guys aren’t the best looking. Doesn’t help that half of the women are bi or lesbian and the dudes all believe they are the strongest athletes in the world.
Yo bro wanna go to North Royalton?
Nah bro that place is filled with entitled brats
Have you seen the hot chicks tho?
Omg bro you’re right let’s go
Brooooooo
Nah bro that place is filled with entitled brats
Have you seen the hot chicks tho?
Omg bro you’re right let’s go
Brooooooo
Royalton Corn Dog
When you make your wife eat a corn dog, and then make her vomit it out and listen to George Strait for 3 hours
Well Diane, do the royalton corn dog for a romantic night!