Bay Village

A small bubble of a city outside of Cleveland, OH. While characterized by its primarily white population, marijuana-smoking teenage inhabitants and largest public beach on Lake Erie, Bay also is your destination for Soccer Moms galore.

A small Cleveland suburb that borders Rocky River, Westlake, Avon Lake, and Lake Erie. Bay is primarily known for the skills of the soccer team, celebrities Kate Voegel and Patricia Heaton, Huntington Beach, pot smoking teens and adults, the Sam Sheppard murder, and the recent murder-suicide. Known to the high school scene is the uprise in popularity of dubstep, local hot spots for smoking and drinking, and shitty cops. Bay Village is a good town to find dank bud and beautiful scenary, but the adults of this suburban town are wary and distrustful of most adolescents. Also thought to be preppy and stuck up, many of the adult residents may be, yet most of the adolescents are very open and excepting of others.

Known mostly as “the bubble”, Bay is a tiny West Side suburb of Cleveland that’s famous for its privilege and its amazing public schools. There’s an entire Facebook group that the parents and boomers of the town use to gossip about teenagers, and people routinely chant “Daddy’s Money” during games against Bay. Located entirely on Lake Erie, almost everyone here has a boat, likes soccer, and football, and is white. Seriously, there are so few minorities here it’s almost suspicious. Even though they have a reputation for being sheltered and elitist, Bay kids are actually pretty chill, and they don’t care if you think they’re WASPy. After all, you’re probably going to work for one of them someday.