Rubber Dog
New slang for using a condom.
Hey man don't forget to rubber dog that dick!
Run Over Rubber Dog Shit
Its how you describe to someone that you are absolutely flat on your back from influenza or a cold and unable to even stand up to do the most menial tasks in life like going to the bathroom or eating
Bill: I heard that you have the flu, how are you feeling?
Tom: Well Bill , I happen to feel like Run Over Rubber Dog Shit, its absolutely terrible
Tom: Well Bill , I happen to feel like Run Over Rubber Dog Shit, its absolutely terrible