rubenating
to rub one's lame ass on pixie sticks
Ruben was enjoying the pleasures of rubenating
Ruben
Ruben is a closed book at the beginning but after you get to know him you can never close that book again, just don’t joke around about serious stuff then he won’t talk to you until you explain what u meant in the joke. Rubens are great listeners and love his sleep. They can talk about how amazing the world is and then he’ll turn back to the funny guy he was before and it will always freak you out. He loves all his friends and is very protective about the friendships he has especially with his female friends, he’s very protective of them and gets annoyed when people suspect them to be dating. So if you have a Ruben, what ever u do don’t let him go and be honest and proud to have him because he’s the best thing in your life.
Person 1: hey Lola some people where saying that you like Ruben?
Lola: umm...... well
Ruben: well that’s wrong because it’s not anyone’s problem to know who Lola likes so who ever told you that is lying and don’t go spreading more shit about it okay.
Person 1: okay I won’t
Lola: thank you for telling me, Ruben let’s go
Ruben: okay fine
Lola: umm...... well
Ruben: well that’s wrong because it’s not anyone’s problem to know who Lola likes so who ever told you that is lying and don’t go spreading more shit about it okay.
Person 1: okay I won’t
Lola: thank you for telling me, Ruben let’s go
Ruben: okay fine
Ruben
A really good looking guy with very dark eyes. He's shy and doesn't talk that much, but when you get to know him, he can have the best personality ever. He's very funny and cute. If you ever meet a Ruben, don't waste your time. GO TALK TO HIM!!
Ruben is awesome and very athletic
Random girl: Ruben you're cute
Ruben: *smiles*
Random girl: Ruben you're cute
Ruben: *smiles*
RUBEN
big ass dick
RUBEN's got a bigassdick
Ruben
A totally gorgeous guy that all the girls fall for. A little shy when it comes to relationships, but he will make up for it when you guys are both ready;) his eyes are so dark its un-real. Hes cool dont tell it to him or else he'll get so cocky, but you will love him no matter what.
"Margret": Trevor says hes better looking than Ruben!
Group of Girls: NOOO!
"Alyssa": guys hes right there!
Group of Girls: hey Ruben, your hawt!
Ruben: (smiling like hes irresistible)
Group of Girls: NOOO!
"Alyssa": guys hes right there!
Group of Girls: hey Ruben, your hawt!
Ruben: (smiling like hes irresistible)
Ruben
Most handsome boy ever, very lazy and very classy his manors are not the best but his hair is beautiful u get lost in his eyes, u fall in love with Rubens naturally and he usually gets all the chicks but when he finds the right girl there’s no doubt about it hes protective.
“Oh that’s the boy ruben , don’t mess with his chick he will knock you out’
Ruben
A guy who is just perfect, he can be emotional at times, but usually he's a great guy and is protective over his lover.
Hey have you heard of that guy Ruben? He's a great guy.