Ruben Valdez
A nigga that stays swagged the fuck out and never gets caught up in his web of girls but even if he did they'd all be friends and things would continue to go as they have for 17 years which always ends in Ruben's dick getting wet
guy #1: Do you know a guy named Ruben Valdez?
guy #2: Isn't that that one guy that runs shit!?
guy #2: Isn't that that one guy that runs shit!?