Bazitis
A disease known for causing the infected to develop rampant spelling errors and typos. Transmittable over the internets, the disease is near epidemic.
Ah, shit, I can't spell anything today, I've got a bad case of bazitis.
Bazitis
A medical condition which causes the sufferer to make a large number of typos. Is sometimes attributed to being intoxicated after the consumption of alcoholic drinks.
Barry keeps making typos, the doctor says he's suffering from Bazitis.