Rub His Nipples
A more polite, accurate term for kissing ass. Kissing ass doesn't feel good, but having your nipples rubbed ALWAYS feels good.
"Yo man, my boss is pissed off at me for being late for the third time this week"
"Its ok man, just rub his nipples"
"What?"
"Just kiss his ass man"
"Its ok man, just rub his nipples"
"What?"
"Just kiss his ass man"