Rug man

A man with lots of hair on his body. He is oftin confused for a warewolf or a jew, but is simply a very hairy man. Hair oftin sticks out the sleves or collar of his shirt's and he has out of control pubic hair. the latest sighting is the Yeti an man who is simply a Rug Man but is confused for a monster. Sam thing goes for gorillas some Dark skined Rug Men are put in a cage after being confused for gorilla.

Rug Men wont take off thier shirts at the beach and oftin times are very insecure. They come in many different colors and sizes. No rug man is alike and most dont like it when you pet their hair.

He's just as broke as when he had no deal,
he's stupid his brain's like oatmeal,
he used to be labelmates with Shaquille O'Neal,
now he gets his dick sucked in the batmobile.

An American version of Ali G, a parody of young middle class white men who affect urban machismo and the trappings of afro-carribean men's culture to mask their underlying soft, effete nature, and highly privileged background.

The actor who plays Rugged Man, RA Salvatore, has been praised as a comedy genius for the juxtaposition of the powdered, rouged, eyeliner-bearded appearance and teenage broken-voiced screeching of the character "Rugged Man", against the tough guy posturing, threats and violent demeanour he believes to be imposing. However, he has failed to rival the critical acclaim of Cohen's "Ali G" as the Anglo-Jewish thespian, comedian and polymath who plays Ali G makes a far more convincing urban hard man than RA.