Rug Monkey
term for children, specifically one that's just been born.
Man my aunt just squirted out another rug monkey.
Rug Monkey
A nickname for male genetalia
"Dude that bitch was totally just grinding up on my rug monkey."
Rug monkey
Rascals with no purpose other than to cause chaos
“Did you see that guy fight pastor rick? He’s a total Rug Monkey