Ruining Away From Life
The artful act of destroying your current life circumstances by avoiding your daily responsibilities for a momentary fleeting glimpse of what "the grass on the other side of the fence" looks like compared to your current life trajectory.
The web-dwelling hermit realized he was Ruining Away From Life suddenly while deep into an Urban Dictionary vocabulary session instead of facing his actual homework assignment, learning how to pronounce the word "trailer" properly, which was due literally three years ago.