Rule of 5
Spread your hand out and point to each finger and say "I . . . don't . . . give . . . a . . . fuck". It means I could care less, whatever you say or do has no effect on me. It is used when it is inappropriate to actually say "I don't give a fuck"
Boss: I'm gonna have to suspend you for 2 days.
Me: Rule of 5.
Ex-girlfriend: If you don't go to the concert with me I'm gonna break up with you.
Me: Rule of 5.
Me: Rule of 5.
Ex-girlfriend: If you don't go to the concert with me I'm gonna break up with you.
Me: Rule of 5.
Rule number 5
“Show no love. Love will get you killed.”
Rule number 5 is When you love someone so much and they break your heart. Typically when a guy will give a girl everything and she cheats or falls out of love.
Rule number 5 is When you love someone so much and they break your heart. Typically when a guy will give a girl everything and she cheats or falls out of love.
Friend: What got you into the gym bro? What’s your motivation?
Me: “I broke Rule Number 5.”
Me: “I broke Rule Number 5.”
rule number 5
Show no love. Love will get you killed.
What is rule number 5?
"Show no love, love will get you killed."
"Show no love, love will get you killed."
rule number 5
Harden the fuck up!
Sally: this race is going to suck today, its too cold!
Me: Rule Number 5 sally! come on.
Sally: Youre right, we got this. It's been worse.
Me: Rule Number 5 sally! come on.
Sally: Youre right, we got this. It's been worse.
rule 47-5
Any kid in the presence of an adult can consume alcool
"Yay," Harry raised his fist in the air. "Let's go have a drunken house party."
"Harry," Sirius interjected a voice of reason. "You're in first year, you can't get drunk."
"Rule 47-5" Harry replied smugly.
"Oh . . . right," Sirius nodded. "Never mind, you can get drunk."
"Yay," Harry and Sirius rushed out of the room.
"Harry," Sirius interjected a voice of reason. "You're in first year, you can't get drunk."
"Rule 47-5" Harry replied smugly.
"Oh . . . right," Sirius nodded. "Never mind, you can get drunk."
"Yay," Harry and Sirius rushed out of the room.
Boy Rule Number 5
When a boy is dancing with a girl at a party and the two are face to face he does several moves in order to get with the girl. These steps include:
1. Grabbing her hands
2. Raising her hands slowly up to the ceiling until fully extended
3. Bringing her hands down to 180 degrees (think of a "t" shape)
4. The boy then moves his hands to her waist, pulling her in close and forcing her to do the same with her hands
5. Leans in for the kiss... and victory
1. Grabbing her hands
2. Raising her hands slowly up to the ceiling until fully extended
3. Bringing her hands down to 180 degrees (think of a "t" shape)
4. The boy then moves his hands to her waist, pulling her in close and forcing her to do the same with her hands
5. Leans in for the kiss... and victory
Girl 1: Oh my god. Did you just hook up with that ugly guy?
Girl 2: ... yeah i had no choice. He pulled boy rule number 5.
Girl 2: ... yeah i had no choice. He pulled boy rule number 5.
Rule 5
Rule number 5
"Show no love,
Love will get you killed."
"Show no love,
Love will get you killed."
Respect the rule 5