Rum dummy
(Noun)1. A person who through their own stupidity, has the the same mental capacity as someone intoxicated on rum. 2. Intoxicated on rum, immediately prior to unconsciousness. Background: 1500-1700's Pirates becoming severely intoxicated on rum.
Oh my, looks like we got another Rum dummy on our hands, slurring her speech and pukking between words. Someone go hide the rum.