rumple

A type of drinking game where the participants shake up an unopened beer can to add pressure, and then proceed to smash it against their heads. Winner is the first to get enough of a stream shooting out to drink the remaining beer.

the visible lump(s) that result from shitting your pants in underwear, briefs, or any skin-tight variant.

Prior to the act of anal intercourse, the gentleman produces some saliva onto his fingertips or directly onto his partners anus to lubricate the anal insurtion!

To give the appearance of being disheveled, messy, unkempt, untidy, or scruffy to a person, object, situation, etc..

a short midgetlike man or women that is weird and goofy,rumple stands for rumplestiltskin the fictional character. Who was a short deformed midget.

noun: A person or thing who has surpassed the usual level of doofiness. Usually sports a confused look constantly, and has a body that seems too big for them to handle properly.

A Horrific and life changing disease that affects the penis. Causes large pus filled bumps to appear, and makes women grow a penis with similar effects. The Rumples are unable to be cured but can be treated with a special cream. After stroking your willy with the cream the diseases effects lessen for a short amount of time. After long exposure and no treatment the rumples with cause the diseased person's penis is explode from the pressure. The pus is infectious so anywhere it touches will likewise be infected.