Bbbbruuuhhh
A Platinum Bruh. A variant of Bruh used when the standard "bruh" doesn't quite convey the significance of the statement, story, or chisme that is about to follow. Proper etiquette surrounding the use of a Platinum Bruh in the English language includes conservative utilization in everyday conversation (for dramatic effect) as well as the common understanding that the story the Bbbbruuuhhh is referencing is about to be litty and will blow your white tube socks off.
Bbbbruuuhhh I gummied out so hard last night after the kava bar and had a dream that I was a ghost and that all ghosts actually had jobs and I decided that I wanted to find employment at a ghost supermarket as my ghost job