run some diagnostics on the commode
A formal way of saying "take a shit"
Tikh: Hey where ya headed to so fast?
Dylan: I just had my morning coffee, and now I gotta run some diagnostics on the commode!
Dylan: I just had my morning coffee, and now I gotta run some diagnostics on the commode!
Run a diagnostic
If someone places a paper towel between there ass cheeks to absorb sweat will eventually need a replacement because of intense use or it slipped out.
I’m going to the restroom to run a diagnostic