Rural Thesaurus
The exact opposite of Urban dictionary. (Un?)fortunately, Rural Thesaurus does not yet exist.
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Joe: "Checking out Rural Thesaurus."
Bob: "You mean Urban Dictionary."
Joe: "No, I mean Rural Thesaurus."
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Joe: "..."
Joe: "Checking out Rural Thesaurus."
Bob: "You mean Urban Dictionary."
Joe: "No, I mean Rural Thesaurus."
Bob: "..."
Joe: "..."