Rurik
An anti-sematic science teacher from Minnesota with unusually chubby fingers and one pair of Vans tennis shoes.
He knows your listening if your chins are pointed this way.
Rurik
A unusually pudgy man who sets his fuzzy sweaters on fire while he is wearing them and teaching science class. He has a Hitler mustache that often gets crusty things stuck in it. Smells like a mixture of cigarette smoke and weird minty spray and we often found cigarette holes burned in his sweaters.
A thank you here, another thank you here, ooh a double thank you here!!
Rurik
A nice, easily going Russo-Swede who enjoys twix and reese’s and can’t ever get his hair wet.
“Don’t forget to bring your umbrella)))”
“God you are such a Rurik!!
“God you are such a Rurik!!