Rushtard

Rushtards are narrow-minded inflexible, incurious bumpkins who allows Rush Limbaugh to do their thinking for them. Rushtards are unable to form opinions from credible, open-minded research or sources. They are also incapable of discerning truth from fiction, Rushtards turn to Limbaugh for answers. What most Rushtards fail to realize is their hero is a drug-addled, thrice-divorced, college dropout, draft-evader from the remote backwater of Cape Girardeau, Missouri. Still, one cannot deny his ability to inspire simpletons and rise to the position as "defacto" Head of the Republican Party.